If you don’t have the time or willpower to refresh Mojiferous.com or my site looking for new stories and art every day, then the newsletter provides everything you need. Every two weeks (on the 1st and 15th), the newsletter goes out with all the art and stories published in that time period. The newsletter will also come with some surprises, I’m sure.
We’ll never bother you more than twice a month, and any data we collect will be sold only to the skull cultists with mime woman and beet who forced us to make this newsletter to begin with. If you’re curious what the newsletter includes, take a look at the ones we’ve already sent.
And don’t forget to click the confirmation email when it arrives (it might go to spam!).